11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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