Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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