thus making me awesome and them whores
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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