I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I supernannyed him into submission
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize