are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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