Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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