the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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