Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
