I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He did a backflip because drugs
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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