Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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