Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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