friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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