Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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