You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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