i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
