she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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