fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Found your dick twin last night
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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