I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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