we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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