Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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