she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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