Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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