In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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