you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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