She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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