we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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