What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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