I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Farmville is her only friend.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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