Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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