I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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