It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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