WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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