Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I love you. Go after that dick
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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