do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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