Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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