i don't like sucking hair
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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