I want to make a zoo with you.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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