Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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