There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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