super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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