oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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