Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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