fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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