mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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