The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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