I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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