i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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