We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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