Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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