I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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