so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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