I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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